Boo!

Great quote came across my desk today in anticipation of All Hallows’ Eve…and as we do here…I thought of you, Chickens, and have to share…

 

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“I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each other before we got to see what we looked like under the masks.” ~ Wonder

So I think this is from the book Wonder, Auggie’s character, if you know that book…if you don’t…it’s still an interesting proposition.

SEPARATE NOTE: If you’re waiting for a sign…eyes peeled…it’s out there!

How Could You???

Dear Chickens,

How could you?!?! I mean, I’m one of you. We’re in this coop together. I mean…look at this face:

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Do I look like a bird who needs anymore stress in my life? Yet…you took liberties, compatriots! You put words in my mouth! Words I didn’t even understand. I want you to know…I’m brooding. I mean…my hackles are still up…

You haf’ta know I’m here for you Chickens…and I’m not one to raise a ‘cluck’ out of turn…but you need to know this ruffled my feathers…it actually blocked my wattles for awhile.

In the immortal words of Colonel Sanders, Don’t be against things so much as for things.

I’m for things…I’m for you…we’re chums, buddies…we go together like bangers & eggs. I crow for you! So please don’t try to be foxy. I mean, no one likes fowl who play those kind of rooster games.

And…you’d rather put socks on a banty rooster than get on my bad side! I mean, there’s no one here but us Chickens…let’s fly right friends!

Take it easy, chics & bros…chicken fingers to yourself,

XOXO

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What’s the Temp?

Just checking up, Chickens. Image result for temperature check chicken clip art

Need you to know that our registration campaign kicks off tomorrow.

What’s a registration campaign – you ask. Isn’t it enough we’re inundated with the presidential campaign – you plead.

YES! Chickens – it is enough! And enough is enough.

SOOOOOOOO..our campaign involves no mudslinging, no empty promises, no evasions or gross non-sequiturs… nope, it’s just designed to help you get [always] closer to your college degree.

Starting tomorrow we’re going to get the word out…every which way but loose…that students should be meeting with advisors between now and…let’s say December 1*.

Why? Because success requires planning, Chickens!  So the goal is to schedule an appointment with your advisor (see your portal landing page) to discuss your progress and plan a spring 2017 schedule.

It is A-OK to meet with your advisor before the computer system actually opens for registration. You can use one of these handy schedule planning sheets to note all of the information {Scheduling Worksheet} you’ll need when registration actually begins on TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 @ 1:00 PM…(easy to remember, right? EleCtIOn dAY!!!)Image result for anxious clipartDO NOT be mislead by naysayers (you know what they say…naysayers gonna’ nay) you DO NOT need to wait for your fall grades…or anything else…to register. Among the good things about registering on time – you’ll have plenty of wiggle room and be better positioned to make changes if needed.


chicken-platformSo here is the registration campaign platform, Chickens, plain and simple (I mean, it’s going to be …UUUUGE):

  • October 25 – November 22: Meet with your advisor (appointments are good)
  • November 8 @ 1 PM: Computer opens for spring 2017 registration
  • December 1: Registration deadline – *IF YOU HOPE TO BE THE LUCKY RECIPIENT OF A $100 WALMART GIFT CARD TO LIGHTEN YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING LOAD!!! AND, YOU KNOW, JUST HAVE ‘IT’ TOGETHER, IN GENERAL