OMG!!! Thank You, Culinary Dept., for My Daily Bread!!!

bloatI just tore into a loaf of freshly baked bread from the Culinary Department.

They’re selling these heavenly loaves for $2/each.

HA! You can’t even get a loaf of WONDER bread for $2…and this bread makes you wonder what you were actually eating when you ate WONDER bread…

It’s crunchy and perfectly crusty on the outside…soft on the inside, laying exquisitely on the palate…

And I tore into it with my bare hands, ripped off chunks like Captain Cave(wo)man, smeared on butter an inch thick and sit, now, in a ring of crumbs.

Later, I will pay the price.

Right now…I’m thinking…

and bread.

Holler Back Ya'll

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